
Hi. I'm Hutch. I'm an English Mastiff. Or, to give me my full title, Old English Mastiff. I AM NOT A BULL MASTIFF! And I've heard the jokes about, "Do you want a rabbit, Hutch?", or, "Do I need a saddle?"!. I am classed as a "Giant Breed". In fact (I think), I am the biggest dog in the world, by mass. But I'm not fat. I run every day. I have been historically called "The Gamekeepers Night Dog".
I'm two years and nine months old now. I was born in November 2007. I live in $%^(*&(&^^^*. Sorry, my paws are bit big for this keyboard, and the people that I own are making me write this site myself.
A bit more.
I've had this site for a while, but I'll be updating it more when I get better at this computer stuff.
Keep coming back.
I'll be putting photographs, stories of the places I've been and the scrapes I've got into. I'd put my mobile phone number here (I'm on pay as you bark) but you get all sorts of weird dogs ringing up.
I get on well with all dogs, though; big, medium and small. Unless they're nasty to me, in which case I ignore them. Unless they bully me, then I'll tell them who's the boss! Most dogs like me though.
One of my favourite snacks is mini-cheddars, especially when the multi-packs are buy-one-get-one-free at a certain supermarket! Probably because I like cheese! I don't like crisps, or pork scratchings. So don't send me any vouchers for them....
Coming soon! A list of dog friendly (and one or two dog unfriendly) B&B's and pubs in Scotland that I've been to! If you have a dog friendly B&B or pub that you want me to include, then email me. It's free! (for now :-) )